Who's
Easy: A Statistical Analysis of Promiscuity
- 70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the last year while 60% of female non-smokers had none.
- Women who respond to sex surveys in mags like Cosmo may have 5 times as many lovers as typical women.
- Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
- Women with a Ph.D are twice as likely to be turned on by the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor's degree.
- Women who went to collage are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
- National birthrates rise and fall with the height of heels.
- In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during ovulation.
- Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented.
- White teenage girls who
live with single mothers are 60% more likely to
have sex before the age of 18 than those who live
with both parents.
The percentage is much lower for Black girls. - Women who lost their virginity before their 18th birthday are likely to be twice as sexually active as women who don't.
- Atheists, non-Christians and Jews are tend to be more sexually active than practicing Christians.
- Women who have spent a night in jail are almost 50% more likely to have had more than 10 lovers in the past year than women with no criminal record.
- Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date.
- Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or Whites, who get down at roughly the same rate.
- Black women are 50% more likely than White women to come every time they have sex.
- White women, especially those with a college degree, are the most receptive to anal sex.
- 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex partner.
So, you know what this means ?
- Yup. All you guys have to
go looking for a half Aussie/half Latino Atheist
with a Ph.D, wearing a low neckline, high heels,
smokes, has a criminal record, reads Cosmo and
Barbra Cartland, and who lived with her single
mom! Shouldn't be too hard.
