HOW TENSE ARE YOU FOR NOOKIE

SEXUAL TENSION QUIZ!
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?

Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.
Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described.
For every correct answer you give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.
00 - 23 points => You are in need of more sex.
24 - 39 points => You are in need of more love.
40 - 46 points => You are classed as having a great sex experience.

Now please begin.

QUESTIONS PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND
BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF.
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
  When I'm not well, I drip.
  When you blow me, you feel good.
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
  Your tongue gets me off.
  People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. I assist an erection.
  Sometimes big balls hang from me.
  I'm called a big swinger.
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
  I wasn't maiden for long.
  A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. You stick your poles inside me.
  You tie me down to get me up.
  I get wet before you do.
6. When I go in I cause pain.
  I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
  I can fill your hole.
7. A finger goes in me.
  You fiddle with me when you're bored.
  The best man always has me first.
8. All day long, it's in and out.
  I discharge loads from my shaft.
  Both men and women go down on me.
9. I go in hard.
  I come out soft.
  You blow me hard.
10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
  It's my job to stuff your box.
  When I come, it's news.
11. I offer Protection.
  I get the finger ten times.
  You use your fingers to get me off.
12. I have a stiff shaft.
  My tip penetrates.
  I come with a quiver.
13. My business is briefs.
  I am a cunning linguist.
  I plead and plead for it.
14. A four-letter word that ends in k.
  Means the same as intercourse.
15. A cow has four of it and a woman has only two.
16. You find it in a man's pants.
  About six inches long.
  A head on it.
  Women love it so much that they often blow it.
17. A word starts with f and ends with u-c-k.
18. Five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t and one of them is a word for a woman.
19. What does a dog do that you can step into?
20. A four letter word begins with f and ends with k.
  If you can't get one you can use your hands.
21. It's hard.
  Six inches long.
  It has two nuts.
  It can make a girl fat.
22. A four-letter word.
  Ends in i-t.
  It's found on the bottom of birdcages.
23. All men have one.
  It's longer on some men than on others.
  The pope doesn't use his.
  A man gives it to his wife after they're married.
Answers
1. Nose

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